Typical....

As usual, it appears that when Marc goes on vacation, so does his immune system:

From: Marc’s Immune System [mailto: marc_IS@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 10:00 PM
To: Marc's Central Nervous System
Subject: RE: Immediate action needed

I am currently out station on vacation and will not be able to respond in a timely manner. Sorry for any inconveniences.

~ Marc’s Immune System

From: Marc’s Central Nervous System [mailto: marc_CNS@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 9:59 PM
To: Marc’s Immune System
Subject: Immediate action needed

Importance: High

Dear Immune System,

Signals have been indicating that Marc has been feeling achy lately, with muscle soreness in the neck, pain in the abdomen, and persistent headaches.

The Reconnaissance team reports a growing area of rash on the left side of the neck and upper back.

Please respond appropriately and call for backup as needed.

Thank you,

-      Marc’s Central Nervous System